D: Ooh! Sweet mystery of life, at last I have found you!
A: Not bad, D … interesting subject, but nice voice. What’s up?
D: Well, since you are persisting in actually speaking to the interwebs, as you call it (and in that ridiculous accent. Honestly, woman)—
A: Click here to hear it at GE Recommends — it’s hilarious! Go ahead, we’ll wait!
D: As I was saying, if you get to talk, so do I.
A: And so you’re singing because…
A: You do realize that actors are supposed to audition for you, right?
D: Oh, real– I mean, uh, quite. However, Miss Smarty-Pants A, they need to understand my range and brilliance, and to do that, they must hear me SING!
A: And just who were you hoping would hear this, um, magnificence?
A: … Really? I mean, yeah, he can sing, but he is American, you know.
D: A talented Thespian can channel an accent when necessary.
A: Even a Scottish accent? You heard my Irish accent, and I lived there.
D: … You may have a point. Excuse me while I ponder this.
A: Yeah, you do that, D. In the meantime, head over to Green Embers Recommends for the second edition of the Not-So-Shocking News Dialogue, All about the Doctor edition.