A: Are you ready for it, D?
D: Ready? I was born ready!
A: Okay, on three. One. . . Two. . .
A: What? What is it, D?
D: Maybe you should sit this one out.
D: No, no I mean you can sit there and look pretty and add heart to the whole thing, but maybe, could you not sing?
A: . . .
D: Come on, A. I’ve heard what your friends say.
A: Damn. You’ve been talking to Christine again, haven’t you.
D: Tone-Deaf Bull Frog.
A: Point taken. Take it away, D!
D: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Susan! Happy Birthday to you!!!
A: (Attempted croon) And many more!
D: (Eye-roll) Thanks, A.
A: Happy Birthday, Susan – D and I hope you have a fantastic day!